Boy, what a mess the house is. There are boxes everywhere filled with stuff Human #2 calls her Christmas decorations. Why there's even a tree that just appeared inside out of nowhere. It's not a real one though. I sniffed it and it smells like plastic. Unlike the trees outside, this one has lights on it. My humans made a big deal one night out of hanging stuff on the tree. So far Fat Cat and Mean Cat have left it untouched. I hope Human #2 gets finished with her decorating soon. Until then, I'll just sit on the couch and look at the pretty tree.