So it's almost time for something big to happen. What, I don't know. But Human #1 and #2, who call themselves Chris and Christina, are busy all around the house getting ready for it. All this wierd furniture keeps showing up too. What they call a crib looks too small to be comfortable, except maybe to the cats. I wonder if it's something to keep Fat Cat and Not-So-Mean-Anymore Cat contained? They need it some days! The humans are throwing phrases around like "Braxton-Hicks" and "little lamb." I know my dog food is made with lamb and comes from the store but we've got plenty in the house. I hope this mystery solves itself very soon. Until then, I'm going to go help the humans contain the cats.